OMG, Don’t Forget to Tip: “Cops confirm that at bottom, patient stitched”
Ladies always remember to tip your midwife! That’s the lesson to be learned from Shenzen City, China, where a woman had her anus sewn shut…
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OMG, What Talent: Armless Ivory-Tickler Wows China With Twinkle Toes
China’s Got Talent contestant Liu Wei may have talent, but he’s missing something else: arms! That hasn’t stopped him from becoming TV-ready pianist, though– he…
OMG, already: Horse Meat Disco 2
The group of talented DJs behind London’s Horse Meat Disco party have come out with their second compilation in less than a year that “brings…
OMG, It’s Justified and Ancient: Scientists uncover very old dildo
I just hope they boiled it or something: archaeologists in Sweden (coincidentally the home of the Swedish massage, Swedish Fish and the Swedish Chef) have…
OMG, I Want One: Russian foxes for sale as pets
Having a sneaky little fox as a pet seems like a possibly-dumb idea and also maybe a cruel one, but who cares– it’s probably better…
OMG, One Good Reason To Oppose Gay Marriage in Argentina
Listen, this man needs to stay on the market long enough for me to rush to Argentina and propose to him myself. We can legalize…
OMG, Soccer Managers, They’re Just Like Us: They Eat Their Boogers
You might have heard that Germany creamed England in the World Cup soccer thingy this weekend! Even if you weren’t watching the game, you probably…