OMG, he burned his peen: Channing Tatum
Did you hear that OMG favorite Channing Tatum spilled scalding hot water all over his penis and almost burned the whole thing off!? True! But…
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OMG, Pole Dancer Ruins Wedding
Yet another exhibit in the case against heterosexual marriage! (Via Lady Bunny)
OMG, He Douches: Bear Grylls
If there’s one way to prove your manhood, it’s by giving yourself an enema on national television! And no one has ever accused Man Vs….
OMG, Ann Coulter Fears the Anus Bomb!
Noted conservative self-proclaimed fag hag Ann Coulter has something to say– and of course it has to do with hiding bombs inside your anus and…
OMG, Opposite-Sex Marriage Nosedive!
Yes the Bachelor is still on television! Yes there are people who think that this is a great way to find a husband! And yet…
OMG, Barbie Does Gaga
Barbie is now taking her fashion cues from America’s Favorite Gaga, thanks to a 29-year-old Beijing artist named Veik. The artist turns regular Barbie dolls…
OMG, The Snooki Punch With Dogs
Although the infamous “Snooki Punch” was edited from MTV’s Jersey Shore, you can now watch it reenacted with dogs! AND I AM DEEPLY OFFENDED!!!! (Via…