OMG, how deadly: Ice Skating Bears
If we learned anything from the Tonya Harding Incident of ’94, it’s never trust anything on skates. Of course, that applies double to bears! Whether…
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OMG, how dangerous: Sexual arson
The Onion‘s Raw Justice program gets inside the mind of a man who sets fire for his own perverse pleasure. Whoever wrote the script for…
OMG, how inventive: Lay-Z-Boy driver
A 61-year-old man driving his converted lawnmower-powered reclining chair home from a bar in Minnesota got totally caught by the cops. Because he was drunk,…
OMG, Balloon Boy
BREAKING! BREAKING! So I’m on the bus right now and am clearly missing out on the story of the century, but I guess all of…
OMG, What a Crazy Dentist!
Who knew that Lady Gaga had time to be both a marcher for gay rights and the leader of the “Birther” movement? But seriously, can…
OMG, panic!
Is it LOL or is it completely f*cked up? Uh, why can’t it be both? It’s Japanese! The Japanese, innovators in insanity, have invented a…
OMG, Triple Threat: Toni the masked dancer
Hey, I think I found my Halloween costume! Via Urlesque.