OMG, it ran out in front of my car: Police horse
Fox 5 news anchor Michael Sheehan got drunk and crashed his car into a police horse in Manhattan’s SoHo neighborhood on Monday night. The horse…
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OMG, it’s illegal: Brazilian Waxing
The State of New Jersey has decided to outlaw Brazilian waxes after a couple of women were injured by overzealous cosmeticians. Well, I guess it’s…
OMG, this is why we’re miserable: The 21st Century
Cracked has made THIS LIST of reasons why we’re all f*cking sad-sacks in the era we were supposed to be enjoying a never-ending stream of…
OMG, how chaotic: ANTM Casting Call
Thousands of model wannabes nearly started a riot at a New York casting call for America’s Next Top Model: Shorty Edition. A car overheated near…
OMG, they’re really taking over: Primates
First there was Travis the face-ripper, then SANTINO the stone-thrower, now these monkeys are flossing their teeth with human hair?! Forget global warming and war!…
OMG, what a douche: Josh Homme
Josh Homme, lead singer of Queens Of The Stone Age, is apparently a homophobic asshole who likes to berate teens at his concerts. If this…
OMG, how sensitive: Castration Debate
Europeans are now debating the merits of castration for sex offenders: In the Czech Republic, the issue was brought home last month when Antonin Novak,…