OMG, Surprise: Unsuspecting lady gets candy with a penis
An unsuspecting British lady just thought she was eating some normal “Jelly Babies” which I assume is what they call some kind of baby-shaped candy…
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OMG, Contest Alert: Get chicken in your pubes and win something
Dear readers! You may have heard that yesterday KFC (formerly known as Kentucky Fried Chicken!) began issuing a sandwich called the “Double Down,” which features…
OMG, quote of the day: Tina Fey wants to do it with a donut
Not only does Tina Fey love donuts, she loves my donuts. No, really! The Peter Pan Bakery is in the lovely Greenpoint neighborhood of Brooklyn…
OMG, It Lives: The Year Old Happy Meal
Happy Birthday to Joann Bruso’s Happy Meal! The concerned mommyblogger bought it a year ago and has since been keeping it on her shelf for…
OMG, new Doritos flavor: Spicy Spaghetti
!! omg blog !! buddy Kris S. has created a commercial for the sexiest new flavor of Doritos: Spicy Spaghetti. There isn’t a more delicious…
OMG, Take It Off: Boys strip for Ke$ha
I may not understand this Ke$ha person at all, but if there’s one thing I do understand it’s boys dancing in their underpants. A bunch…
OMG, How Terrifying: Real-life Sea Monsters
While everyone else is busy obsessing about whether a shaved and primped Ben Affleck is really masturbating in a high-quality amateur porn video (hint: I…