OMG, new Doritos flavor: Spicy Spaghetti
!! omg blog !! buddy Kris S. has created a commercial for the sexiest new flavor of Doritos: Spicy Spaghetti. There isn’t a more delicious…
!! Food !!
OMG, Take It Off: Boys strip for Ke$ha
I may not understand this Ke$ha person at all, but if there’s one thing I do understand it’s boys dancing in their underpants. A bunch…
OMG, How Terrifying: Real-life Sea Monsters
While everyone else is busy obsessing about whether a shaved and primped Ben Affleck is really masturbating in a high-quality amateur porn video (hint: I…
OMG, how decadent: Oprah Winfrey’s Chocolate Set
Well, shit. When you’re Oprah you get to do whatever the f*ck you want. Cause you’re Oprah! “Build me an entire set out of chocolate!”…
OMG, How Appetizing: Pizza in a cone
I know pizza in a cone SOUNDS disgusting, but, uh, can you honestly say you’re not hungry after looking at these pictures? Who wants to…
OMG, How Gourmet: Cooking with spunk
Attention epicureans and compulsive masturbators! I have the cookbook for you! Did you know that human semen is a delicacy in some parts of the…
OMG, it’s alive: Deep fried fish
Chinese chefs have figured out how to keep fish alive while they deep fry them so they can be delivered still breathing on your plate….