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My spotty little calendar

has been depressing me lately. I’ve been letting you all down, my myriad readers, with my careless and occasional posting. I promise to make right…




Phone sex with

Tucker Carlson’s wife was on the top of my to-do list for quite a while, but my lucky day came last week when the Carlsons’…


Bunny Girl

She sits across the aisle from me at work. We both work for State Street Bank Private Wealth Management, though I think she is a…