OMG, They’re Everywhere: Boners
Some people see Virgin Marys in their Egg McMuffins and taco chips. That’s because they’ve been blessed by God. Other people see big tumescent boners…
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OMG, Rejoice: Amanda Woodward Returns to Melrose Place
Homosexuals around the world are dancing in the streets at the news that Her Majesty Heather Locklear is returning to the crappy new Melrose Place…
OMG, How Convenient: The SOM
For years, I’ve been on a quest for an elaborate motorized sex-machine that can double as a kitchen appliance. Duh! Who hasn’t? Cause then if…
OMG, it holds up: ‘Gay-Wolf’
Shakira created one of the best pieces of music video cum performance art this year with her “She-Wolf” video, and this twink tribute video goes…
OMG, It’s Scientific: Facebook Gay-Detector
Attention all boys bois in the closet! It’s time to panic, because leaving your sexual orientation off of your Facebook profile will no longer keep…
OMG, How Fierce: Tyra Banks Speaks Out
Every girl who walks onto my set– my set– has either been raped, burned, or had their father walk out on them. They’re victims. And…
OMG, How Decorative: Penis Chandelier
In keeping with this week’s theme of turning your home into an erotically decorated sex paradise, I bring you the lavish penis chandelier. The perfect…