OMG, she’s fading from view: Ann Coulter
Sales of garbage-spewing hag Ann Coulter‘s new book If Democrats Had Any Brains They’d Be Republicans are way down, perhaps because customers everywhere feel they…
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OMG, he’s gay: Dumbledore
The photo above is proof: High Wizard Albus Dumbledore has come out of the closet! Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling revealed over the weekend that…
Sean Penn’s novel lost in fire
For some reason Sean Penn decided to write his novel on a typewriter and not keep any photocopied back-ups of the manuscript, so now it…
OMG, she’s a poet: Suzanne Somers
In 1980 Suzanne “Thighmaster” Somers wrote a book of poetry called Touch Me which you can now buy for one cent on Amazon. If this…
Cat Head Theatre
Who says that cats can’t perform Shakespeare? I will never say it again.
OMG, he lied: David Sedaris
The clever sleuths at The New Republic have published a shocking exposé on gay author David Sedaris. It turns out that certain facts in his…
OMG, I’m on TV with Dolly Parton!
Yesterday morning I was closer to Dolly Parton than most ever will be, and let me tell you unequivocally she looked as flawless as she…