OMG, huge package: Michael Ballack
According to the folks at Queerclick (link NSFW), soccer stud Michael Ballack has the “biggest bulge in soccer,” and I believe them because I know…
OMG, how sexy: Dead rattlesnakes
A Texas man has been arrested for selling vodka “infused” with rattlesnakes, though as far as I can tell he was basically selling moonshine he…
OMG, how brief: Human life
Watch the journey from age 1 to 100 in just over three minutes. (via Fuck Death)
Straight lads contest winner
Yesterday I posted a “caption this” contest for the above photo, and I never dreamed I would get over 300 responses! Ya’ll are crazy for…
OMG, so tight: This guy’s jeans
This girl can barely contain herself over the hilarity of photographing that guy in the background. It looks like he has a small kitten trapped…
OMG, she speaks the truth: Whitney Houston
“Let’s get one thing straight: crack is cheap.” (Thanks to Alex M. for the trip down memory lane)
OMG, how cute: Dog with fawn baby
This dog doesn’t realize that her new puppy is actually a tiny little deer. Is there anything cuter in this world? See two more photos…