Canada tries to cover up war casualties
The new Conservative government of Canada, led by Prime Minister and friend-of-Bush Stephen Harper, prevented the media from covering the return home yesterday of four…
OMG, overheard at Bed, Bath & Beyond: Cold straight people
Man: What the hell is a duvet? Lady: Isn’t it like a bedskirt? Man: I thought it was a covering for a comforter. Lady: How…
Classical music finds a home online
12% of iTunes music sales are classical music. Isn’t that crazy? I never would have guessed, especially considering the poor sales of classical music CDs…
Legal, burnable porn
Vivid Video is forging new, porny ground by selling online content that can be burned to DVD starting May 8. The theory is that some…
Smashing Pumpkins recording new album
It’s official, The Smashing Pumpkins are currently writing songs for their upcoming album, their first since 2000. no release date has yet been set, but…
Philips wants to ruin television
I have grown to love DVR technology almost as much as pizza. If it weren’t for the fact that I don’t own a DVR, then…
The FDA is obviously high
Ignoring years of scientific evidence to the contrary, the FDA issued a statement last Thursday that denies any medical benefits of marijuana, including the well-established…