Fox News covers Spring Break
There is something serious happening down in Daytona Beach right now. Fox News is telling us it’s murder, but my eyes are telling me it…
OMG, let someone else say it for you, hon: Wilmer Valderrama brags about his own peen
During his appearance on the Howard Stern show recently, Wilmer Valderrama, ex-boyfriend of Lindsay Lohan and star of That Seventies Show, got a bit juicy….
Is my assistant hot or not?
We remember with fondness all the hilarious times we had with “hotornot.com” back when it blazed onto the Internet gimmick scene back around the year…
Redefining the words “home-grown”
It may look like a normal white coffee maker to you, but it is actually my new Meat Incubator! All I have to do is…
Natalie Portman shaved like a cat
We’ve all been watching bald Natalie Portman cavort around Hollywood for months now since V For Vendetta started taping, and I think the consensus is…
Rat-Squirrel not really extinct
This cute little guy, called the “Laotian rock rat,” was discovered last spring and the scientists who found him thought he was a new species,…
Susan Powter returns to mess with our heads
Energetic fitness queen Susan Powter has returned to the Internet, this time sporting long purple hair in place of her blonde crew-cut and fully embracing…