Dolly Parton could come to your BBQ

Buy Dolly’s cookbook before Sept. 1, 2006 and you could win a free 100 person BBQ/concert/jamboree at your house with Dolly herself! She will put…


Kiss: The Fragrance

No, it’s not named after the Prince song, nor the love act, nor the Hershey’s candy, but rather the BAND. This hot new fragrance will…


Figure skating’s butch new face

After leaving U.S. champion Johnny Weir out of their promotional materials for being too gay, the U.S. Figure Skating Assocation is looking to Evan Lysacek,…


Portable radiation detector

Living in a big city, you never know what sort of invisible hazards are lurking about. There could be terrorists, pollution, terrorists, radiation, terrorists, second-hand…


Breyer’s ad for pedophiles

Does this make you want a Creamsicle? Does it remind you of summertime? No, it really doesn’t. Not at all. Ew. (via Lady Bunny)



Nintendo logo maker

Nippletendo is the newest gaming system that only plays Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas and Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball. The Japanese manufacturer thought…