OMG, how gay: Soccer comes out of the closet!
I resent The Onion’s implication that soccer is inherently gay! After watching five minutes of the world cup this weekend, I can tell you that…
!! coming out !!
OMG, He’s Out: Ricky Martin
Here’s another one you saw coming. (Or would have seen coming if you gave the slightest shit.) That’s right– continuing the long tradition of officially…
OMG, They’re Out: CHILDREN
What a day! First dancing infants and now gay children getting down together at outrageous preteen homo dance parties in Oklahoma! Well call me old…
OMG, she’s gay: Wanda Sykes
Wanda Sykes not only came out to support the gays at a rally in Las Vegas, she also came out of the closet! I really…
OMG, her husband’s gay: Cindy Chupack
This has nothing to do with Star Jones and Al Reynolds, but I came across a good little reading. Listen to THIS cute story written…
OMG, how dangerous: Gay boxers
70-year-old former middleweight boxing champ Emile Griffith has finally come out of the closet in the new book Nine … Ten … And Out! The…
OMG, he’s gay: Dumbledore
The photo above is proof: High Wizard Albus Dumbledore has come out of the closet! Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling revealed over the weekend that…