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!! OMG, WATCH: The trailer for “Winnie The Pooh: Blood And Honey” is real… and it’s here !!

A bunch of classic children’s stories have begun to enter the public domain, hinnie… it’s true. Stuff like Pinocchio, and even WINNIE THE POO! Who might attempt to soil its legacy by making a live-action spin on the classic – AND as a horror franchise, you ask!?

As director Rhys Waterfield revealed in an interview with Variety, the film was shot over the course of 10 days near the Ashdown Forest in England, the inspiration for the Hundred Acre Woods as depicted in Milne’s original stories, which only entered the public domain this year. To avoid copyright issues with Disney — which owns the interpretations of the character as seen in various films and television shows — certain elements were changed, including swapping Pooh Bear’ red shirt for lumberjack gear and omitting characters like Tigger who are still under copyright.

The movie stars Craig David Dowsett and Chris Cordell as Winnie and his best friend Piglet, who go on a rampage after Christopher Robin (Nikolai Leon) abandons them for college. Without the influence of their human friend, the two turn feral, seeking prey and stalking the humans near their homes. The trailer showcases the characters on their rampage, revealing more of the twisted interpretation of A.A. Milne’s beloved characters.

Oof. That answer would even make Eeyore scream “Thank you for NOT noticing me!!” Goodness. First of all, any title with the words POOH and BLOOD in the same line is immediately a big NO. Second, I just CAN’T with that tile font. Anyhoo, check out the trailer after the jump!

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!! OMG, quote of the day: Shia LaBeouf admits how “Honey Boy” depicted his dad as abusive was made-up !!

“I wrote this narrative, which was just fucking nonsense. My dad was so loving to me my whole life. Fractured, sure. Crooked, sure. Wonky, for sure. But never was not loving, never was not there. He was always there … and I’d done a world press tour about how fuckeded he was as a man.”

– Actor/Director, Shia LaBeouf, during a recent appearance on Jon Bernthal’s Real Ones, LaBeouf (finally) got honest about his work on his film Honey Boy, including that some of the abusive sequences involving his father that were totally fictional and completely made up.

!! OMG, here are 20 of the WORST tattoos you will ever lay eyes on !!

This weekend, when you ask yourself “should I have one more drink?”, think twice! Otherwise, you may end up like some of these poor souls, who either hadn’t quite developed a sense of… well, sense… before they marked their bodies like this, OR they were likely hittin the booze too hard when it happened.

Either way, OOF. Check out some of the worst tattoos known to mankind after the jump! Happy Friday!

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!! OMG, Aubrey O’Day is photoshopping herself into other people’s vacation photos and TikTok is losing it !!

A TikTok content creator named Sophie (@residualdata) wanted to pop in an let the internets know that she noticed a little thing where Aubrey O’Day has potentially been photoshopping herself into promo photos and/or other people’s vacation photos. WERK! That’s what we call “commitment to the BIT!”. Find Sophie’s full breakdown of the evidence after the jump!

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!! OMG, happy hump day! Hosted by the woman with the giant MAGA hat outside of Mar-a-Lgo who wants to be taken seriously !!

A Trump-supporter upset about the FBI raiding Trump’s Mar-a-Lago is FED up with the Feds! And she’s putting on her protest hat which is the the same size of Yosemite Sam’s – but make it fascist! Woof. 🙁

“The Democrats are weaponizing the FBI and it has to stop!” the totally-not-crazy-seeming woman declares in the video, which has been viewed over 1.2 million times in less than 24 hours. “The FBI is not here to weaponize against another president. It never has happened before.”

She continues, “They should go after things that are clearly a violation, meaning the Hunter laptop, which they don’t even have to investigate because the laptop is right there. All the evidence is right there. Hillary. All of that is not investigated. President Trump is investigated because they’re scared that he’s running and he will win again.”

See the words straight from the horse’s mouth after the jump! Don’t let your brain rot while doing so.

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!! OMG, Donald Trump describes LGBTQ+ people as “sickos” in speech eluding to 2024 run !!

We feel absolutely sick. That evil, orange Oompa Loompa is back at the podium and spewing even more hate than ever. For a man that once tried to convince the LGBTQ+ community he was an ally (unsuccessfully) by dangling around a pride flag and having his daughter do a pride speech – our stomach just prepared itself to make a dhiarrea. Trump took the podium for a bizarre speech where he made up stories about trans women with 30-foot-long arms and described LGBTQ+ people as “sickos who are pushing sexual content in kindergartens: [via queerty]

“Federal, state, and local government should aggressively enforce existing statutes to stop the perverted sexualization of minor children,” he said. “You have the statutes.”

The “sexualization of children” is a phrase that the right has been using this past year to refer to any discussion of LGBTQ identities and children. The expression has been applied to discussing LGBTQ people in school or having LGBTQ books like And Tango Makes Three – which is about a baby penguin with two dads – available in school libraries.

It also gets used when supportive parents who don’t force their children to follow gender rules around clothing, or parents who support their transgender kids’ identities.

“The society that refuses to protect its children is a society that soon will not be able to protect anybody,” Trump said. “This is a hallmark of cultural and social decay against which we should fight back very hard and very soon we don’t have time to wait years to do this.”

“The sickos who are pushing sexual content in kindergartens or providing puberty blockers to young children who have no idea what a puberty blocker is – neither do I, by the way, neither do most of the people in the audience as you smile,” he said. While he was at least honest about not knowing anything about health care for transgender youth, he took a strong stance against it.

“Let’s just say they’re not good – are not just engaged in acts of depravity in many cases they are breaking the law and they should be held fully accountable,” he said.

“By the way, we should not allow men to play in women’s sports. So crazy,” he said.

Find his full, hate-filled speech after the jump. If you are LGBTQ+, OR cis for that matter, and still supporting this fascist loser, you really need take a long hard look in the mirror.

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