OMG, Jersey She Wrote: Snooki to become a novelist
America’s pint-sized orange sweetheart is writing a book! That’s right: Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi– who revealed in a New York Times profile earlier this summer that…
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OMG, Showdown: Michael Lucas vs. Ann Coulter
It was annoying person vs. annoying person this weekend at the fabulously conservative GOProud gay Republican convention, where the keynote speaker was none other than…
OMG, I Hope it Was Tasty: Woman picks nose and eats it on local newscast
I almost didn’t post this, because, come on, who hasn’t had nightmares about chowing down on a delicious boog only to remember that you’re on…
OMG, How Reasonable: Non-homophobe ‘Survivor’ Shannon Elkins just ‘protecting his butthole’ from suspected gay castaway
Public Service Announcement guys: the new edition of Survivor, stationed in Nicaragua, is pretty good! This comes from a seasoned Survivor connoisseur– a little-known fact…
OMG, How Strange: Little super star dance with transformers Bumblebee
Straight from the Ministry of Mixed Visual Metaphors: little boy in a cowboy costume dances with a Transformer driving a pumpkin carriage. Let’s get this…
OMG, Herself: Chloe Sevigny
Wait, I’m confused. Is this the real Chloe Sevigny or the Chloe Sevigny drag queen? Things are getting very confusing!
OMG, Beware: Juice boxes and chips are turning your children gay
Syndicated radio host Alex Jones has a newsflash: juice boxes and kettle chips are part of a conspiracy to turn America’s schoolchildren gay!I knew my…