OMG, She’s coming to New York: The Millionaire Matchmaker
Millionaires guard your precious $$! Duane Reade guard your nylon clip-on hair extensions! Mothers guard your whore-babies! I could go on, but I’m too busy…
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OMG, Don’t Trust Him: The Gay Leprechaun
Looking for that gay pot ‘ gold at the end of the rainbow? St. Patrick’s Day is coming up and The Gay Leprechaun is here…
OMG, How Unfair: Survivor’s Jerri Manthey ejected from plane
Poor Jerri! Survivor‘s resident black widow Jerri Manthey– now back for a third try at the million dollars on Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains— was recently…
OMG, Grown Man Cries Over Kathryn Bigelow
Well, I completely bombed out on my Oscar picks, but actually I hate the Oscars so who cares? At least Kathryn Bigelow won so the…
OMG, She Sings: Gwyneth Paltrow
The tireless workers at Videogum have gotten their hands on footage of noted songstress and spiritual leader Gwyneth Paltrow doing a moving rendition of KILLING…
OMG, he pee-pee in your coke: Jay Leno
Proving that Jay Leno has always been a hack, the folks at Everything Is Terrible have dug up his early cinematic masterpiece, COLLISION COURSE and…
OMG, Make it Sparkle With Vajazzling
“Vajazzling” is basically what it sounds like: sticking a bunch of beads and crap all over you cooter-area. Yes, this may be the latest development…