Fail Archives

OMG, How Thoughtful: The HugEGram

» Posted By Bmad On Tuesday, February 16, 2010 | category: Fail, LOL | 3 comments

Wanna see what I got for Valentine’s Day? I’m wearing it now! (My new boyfriend the Unabomber sent it to me from jail– how thoughtful,…

OMG, Casting call alert: stereotypes wanted

» Posted By Bmad On Monday, February 15, 2010 | category: Fail, LGBTQ+ | 0 comments

Are you a grown-ass homo with no sense of shame and a smooth, textureless lump where your D and B’s should be? Do you have…

OMG, She Has To Wonder: Rep. Nancy Elliot

» Posted By Bmad On Friday, February 12, 2010 | category: Fail, Politics | 7 comments

Dep thot of the day: New Hampshire state rep. Nancy Elliot (the Carrie Bradshaw of provincial Republican bitches!) muses on the topic of same-sex marriage….

OMG, Taylor Swift just wants to say that she’s thinking of you…

» Posted By Bmad On Thursday, February 11, 2010 | category: Fail, Music, Pop | 2 comments

She sings, plays the guitar, she writes her own songs… what CAN’T Taylor Swift do?! (Besides sing a duet with Stevie F*ckin Nicks for Goddess’s…

OMG, how helpful: Yoga mats for Haiti!

» Posted By Bmad On Tuesday, February 9, 2010 | category: Fail, Faux, International | 2 comments

Just because your home has been completely destroyed doesn’t mean you shouldn’t be focusing on “opening up your hips!” Also desperately needed: Toffuti Cuties, aromatherapy…

OMG, Hypnotize your weiner!

» Posted By Bmad On Monday, February 8, 2010 | category: Fail | 1 comment

Who knew that you could actually increase the size of your thing using ONLY YOUR MIND? No painful injections, weird pills, or bizarre massaging techniques….