OMG, Carrie Prejean Masturbates For Jesus
Every time I turn around, Mean Queen Carrie Prejean is doing something to make me love her against my better judgment. You probably heard last…
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OMG, She’s Offended: Carrie Prejean
I can truly NOT get enough of vapid, hypocrite Carrie “Even My Plastic Boobs Are Christian” Prejean, America’s #1 exiled beauty queen and crusader against…
OMG, How Out-of-control : Straight Weddings!
Say what you will about gay weddings– god knows they can be tacky and embarrassing— but so far I have not been to a gay…
OMG, how discriminatory: Homophobiaphobia
Aw! Don’t you hate it when you’re discriminated against for being a total f*cking bigot? I know, I know– I’m a bigot for calling this…
OMG, I’m Offended: 8 Racistest Commercials
In case you are not feeling outraged enough, Cracked Magazine (is it still a magazine? I don’t know) has helpfully compiled a list of the…
OMG, How Intimate: Robert Pattinson Panties
Careful ladies… I know Edward Cullen is a sexy bitch, but do you really want people thinking VAMPIRE FANGS when they look at your cooter?…
OMG, The Internet Explained!
These naive children from 1996 may be excited for “free screensavers,” but it’s only a matter of time before they learn that the internet is…