OMG, he’s not ‘actually’ gay: Ben Johnson
Ben “Beef Jerky and Toiletries” Johnson (kudos to Wonkette for coming up with the nickname) of the Iowa College Republicans has sent out an email…
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OMG, dumb dumb: Kellie Pickler
When I saw this video, I was shocked into silence by the sheer ignorance of former American Idol contestant Kellie Pickler during her appearance on…
OMG, it’s real: Highway to heaven
To some, it’s called I-35. To others, it’s God’s Highway! Just ask the folks at Heartland Ministries, who have had “prophecies, dreams, and visions” telling…
OMG, she loves God so much
Reverend Alecia shows us what it really means to praise the Lord. (via Feyfriends)
FEMA makes up its own news
Eager to show they were responding better to the California wildfires than they did to Hurricane Katrina, FEMA officials decided to hold their press conference…
OMG, how ingenious: Bedside gun racks
The next time a squirrel jumps in through your open bedroom window, you won’t even have to get up from the lying position to blast…
OMG, it’s broken: My laptop
Hey everybody, I’m out of town with a broken laptop. I’m typing this at Kinko’s, where I’m probably getting ebola virus from touching the filthy…