OMG, Why you so obsessed with BEANS ?: Bankrupt By Beanies
Apart from a free MacDonalds Orca Whale Teenie Baby that my husband found in a muddy puddle once, that I’ve since made into a seashore…
!! Fail !!
OMG, it’s raining creme, hallelujah ! : raining on Rosie Pig
My heart tells me to be feeling so very sorry for Rosie Pig, but my head keeps making gafooring noises and thinking how jealous I…
OMG, #SISTERHOODRATS: ‘Gurl’ by the bros of Furry Creek
Just when you thought you’d waxed that Furry Creek and gotten that Sisi [making-me-feel-a-bit] Sickles out from the back of your throat those rogue hairs…
OMG, DIARRHETIC DIORAMA: in celebration of the royal newborn…and all the tacky crap you can pop on your mantlepiece
What better way to remember the week when some posh girl and that PRIVILEGED TOFFEE-NOSED PREMATURELY BALDING HORSE-GOB squidged a human baby out of their…
OMG, Bradley’s spa treatment: Zebra-girl creamsicles her brother
I love that Zebra-girl is giving her amicable toddler-tot brother a home-style spa treatment. “This treatment is a carpeted full-body baby-soft scrub with essential oils…
OMG, “her lovely lady dump…check it out”: Barbie Dream Dumpster
I blooming knew that Barbie was a skank, I’ve always said it, those gross yellow-hey hair extensions, them Polymethyl methacrylate heels she squishes her toe-less…
OMG, LARYNX SANDWICH: the new Valley Girl “fry”
I just read this great piece in DAZED by NZ writer Brent Randall, about how Britney has an industry induced throat disorder which means her…