OMG, “These shoes RULE, these shoes QUACK”: Bird Shoes
“Let’s get some shoes, Ohmergawd!” There is no fiercer manimal than the swan; they are so beautiful and graceful, yet deadly and will rip your…
!! Drag !!
OMG, Mini lizards are the new nail appliqué: BROOKE CANDY “EVERYBODY DOES”
Like Ke$ha but SHINIER, LEZ-ERER and SKANK-ERERER, Brooke Candy’s vomming all about banging models in the bed and popping bottles in the club. I’m not…
OMG, HAZEALIA HOT MESS: Azealia Vs Angel Haze
No mention of Azealia and Angel’s Lil’ Kim / Nicki Minaj-style twitter twatter spitter spatter here [or Azealia vs Perez for that matter patter], however…
OMG, HAIRmazing: Disney Hair Extensions
My lady-pal Margot dresses hair and faces, and she -erm- ‘liked’ these on facefook. I blooming hope that means she’ll start using them on a…
OMG, The Virgin Mary Boom!: ‘White Christmas’
Mary Boom! is such a flirty Christmess HOeHOeHOe; crumping like that in front of the Christmas cabbages at PriceCutter, with all that desiccated coconut on…
OMG, CO-CO-CO Merry CHRISTMAS!: COCO PERU goes last-minute Christmas Shopping
I wish she had invited me to go with her. That’s it, she’s not getting a panettone from me this year! Coco goes shopping for…
OMG, The World is going to Shit: Joey Arias is going to Pie the Pope
OK, I get it, you’re like totally freaking out right now, you can’t think straight cos you lost one of your glow-in-the-dark wedge heals and…