OMG, what? Pastor speaks out (in tongues) against gays
In Krazy Kristian news: A pastor speaks in tongues across from a marriage equality rally in Providence, RI. (via Towleroad) And I quote: *gibberish* Ooohhhhh…
!! Dangerous !!
OMG, She’s Married (Again): Tonya Harding
Figure skater and all around good-time gal Tonya Harding has cleaned up her act, thrown on a white dress and remarried. The kneecap busting Olympian,…
OMG, Animal Fierceness: Evil Owl
Evil Owl is my evil idol! Also I’d just like to say on a semi-related note that I imagine a little square with Japanese faces…
OMG, I Want One: Russian foxes for sale as pets
Having a sneaky little fox as a pet seems like a possibly-dumb idea and also maybe a cruel one, but who cares– it’s probably better…
OMG, Are You Itchy?: Bedbugs Invade Abercrombie
Hey you in your puka shell necklace and casually weathered cargo shorts! Yes you! Have you been noticing an itch in your undies lately? Perhaps…
OMG, Take Him to Your Leader: Jared Leto is from another planet
You and I may think Jared Leto looks gross now, but you know somewhere out there there’s an alien-girl from the future twirling her hair…
OMG, What a disaster: BP spills some coffee
… and you don’t even want to know what happened when they spilled a bottle of Astroglide!