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OMG, how ungrateful: Rachael Ray

» Posted By Frank On Wednesday, January 24, 2007 | category: Celebs, Dangerous, Faux | 10 comments

Anyone who’s seen a photo like the one above already knows that queen of the food show hacks Rachael Ray is one phony bitch, but…

OMG, how diplomatic: Naomi Campbell

» Posted By Frank On Tuesday, January 23, 2007 | category: Fashion, Faux, International | 0 comments

The mayor of Rio de Janeiro has dubbed phone-throwing supermodel Naomi Campbell “ambassador” of his fair city during her recent trip there. I hope that…

OMG, how viral: Robbie Williams

» Posted By Frank On Thursday, January 18, 2007 | category: Faux, LOL | 1 comment

Ever wanted to see British pop prince Robbie Williams wearing a plunging neckline and a cheap wig from St. Mark’s Place? Your dream has just…

OMG, how scary: Bad celebrity wax figures

» Posted By Frank On Friday, January 12, 2007 | category: Faux, Pop | 3 comments

I don’t know where this wax figure is from or who made it, but it looks more like Bat Boy than Marilyn Monroe. Do you…

OMG, how immovable: Mickey Rourke’s face

» Posted By Frank On Friday, January 12, 2007 | category: Celebs, Cute, Faux | 2 comments

Who is this scary monster? You probably wouldn’t recognize him from his films Black Orchid and 9 1/2 Weeks, but it’s former heartthrob Mickey Rourke…

Mitt Romney actually LOVES me!

» Posted By Frank On Thursday, January 11, 2007 | category: Faux, Politics | 2 comments

Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney was either not always the ultra-right-wing demagogue he professes to be today, or he has absolutely no principles at all. Could…