OMG, how versatile: Carl Lewis
I never knew that American track and field star Carl Lewis released a music video. As far as I know it’s his only foray into…
!! Music !!
OMG, how iconic: Whitney in Superbowl XXV
It was the performance of our national anthem that all artists since have unsuccessfully imitated or tried to live up to, and she did it…
Star-spangled double embarrassment
This lady hit her head and couldn’t remember the words to our national anthem. Oh wait, she hit her head after she screwed up. No…
OMG, how unoriginal: Kelly Clarkson
Kelly Clarkson is shamelessly imitating Whitney (soon, soon, I promise) in this performance of our national anthem, but I still like her because she looks…
OMG, how forgetful: Cop singing national anthem
Since he serves our country in ways that don’t involve remembering lyrics, we can cut this guy a break for what could be the most…
OMG, how sublime: Star spangled Mariah
There is not a trace of Whitney (it’s coming, I promise) to be found in Mariah Carey’s 2002 Superbowl performance of our national anthem. She…
OMG, how famous: International Recording Artist Nicole
Our national anthem as performed by “International Recording Artist Nicole.” Full of freeflowing unintentional keychanges, she wrings the life out of every last note. “Nicole,…