OMG, Holy Holy Holy: Katy Perry and Jesus Play Tongue Twister
Bing bong bong bing wing wong bong! No, it’s not Chinese, you racist: it’s Tongues, the official language of Mr. Jesus Christ himself. And while…
OMG, How Educational: Oregon Trail, the Movie
Anyone who ever logged time in an elementary school classroom with one dusty Apple IIg (circa 1990!) in the back knows that there was only…
OMG, how angry: Easy breezy baby doll
This anatomically correct baby has a large, sewn-in hole in his pants and he is pissed. Seriously, who thinks up toys like this? Found at…
OMG, photos: Robyn live in Toronto
Dressed in high-waisted flower-print pants, a black bra top and puffy black jacket, platinum blonde pop star Robyn seemed to channel Soul Train-era Rosie Perez…
OMG, How Cheap: Newsweek Sells for One Dollar
Well hey, if I’d known that America’s second-least-irrelevant newsweekly was going to be sold for a measly pile of pennies I might have scrounged in…
OMG, How Japanese: Hide-Penis Dance
While I was on vacation, my man-friend became inexplicably obsessed with learning “How to do the Dougie,” but the marijuana-crazed butt pirates at Gay Stoners…
OMG gossip: Julianne Hough is so wrong
Julianne Hough has released a hot mess of a music video for her song “Is That So Wrong?” [tabloid prodigy] Lindsay Lohan is out of…