OMG, new Kelis video: ‘4th of July’
The song “4th of July” from the new Kelis album Fleshtone is one of my songs of the summer. Everyone in Toronto take note: you…
OMG, How Cute: Confused Lamb
Maybe I’m the last one to see this, but “Confused Lamb Can’t Find Owner” is the cutest thing on the Internet since “Surprised Kitty,” (maybe…
OMG, Str8-as-nails American McD’s rejects French McDoh’s Sodomy Burgers
Red-blooded, Coca Cola-drinking, slut-bangin’ American Ronald McDonald has finally spoken out against his swishy, Fanta-swilling Euro cousin, Pierre McDonald, and the message couldn’t be clearer:…
OMG, hide your eyes: Betty White might have a sex tape!
Betty White! What is with Betty White lately?! I would love to see this lady’s chart, because she’s clearly having an astological moment. Of course…
OMG, His Butt: Ivan Sergei
I was excited when I saw the subject line IVAN SERGEI NUDE in my inbox, because when I was in high school I thought this…
OMG, How Purrrr-fect: Devo hosts Cat Listening Party
Did you hear that Devo has a new album? Hey, actually, did you know that Devo still existed? Me neither! But anyway, their new album…
OMG, a short intro to New Orleans bounce music
What is bounce music? It’s a rapid-fire style of New Orleans call-and-response club rap that has received a lot of media attention lately thanks to…