OMG, I want it: New Life

I’m bored with this life, I want a new one! I could just commission the scientists at Harvard who are on the verge of CREATING…




OMG, it works: Smiling

According to THIS ARTICLE, smiling and telling someone you like them can boost your sex appeal. I guess my tactic of standing in the corner…




OMG, new subset: LGBT…A?

Paul Cox and his wife are virgins. They’ve been married for nine months. Instead of doing the “bologna-bop” (to quote Mrs. Doubtfire) on their wedding…