OMG, how cute: pygmy marmoset
(Image Source) It’s smaller than a kinkajou and may be less likely to bite your face while shopping. The pygmy marmoset is about as big…
White babies now think they are African
(Image Source) Do you see, Gwyneth, Sarah, and Alan, what irresponsible testimonials can lead to? I hope you’ll think twice the next time you decide…
This is a cell phone
It’s the size of a regular phone and the sound quality is apparently horrible, but just think how funny it would be to pull this…
Pete Doherty gives drugs to teenage addicts
Not only is he obviously not “rehabilitating” in rehab, junkie singer and boyfriend (fiance?) of Kate Moss Pete Doherty is encouraging his fellow addicts, and…
Victoria Beckham loves the camera, drunk
(Image Source) I think my main criticism of Victoria Beckham has been that she always seems a bit uptight. Not in these photos. She is…
Girls don’t need language to communicate
When I read this conversation over at Joe My God, it made me marvel at how cattiness can overcome all barriers. Monday, 7:30pm, the S…
Mischa Barton looks like her dog
(Image Source) They have the exact same smile. I didn’t even have to Photoshop this. It’s nice that Mischa Barton has so much free time…