OMG, He’s Gay: Anti-Gay State Politician Roy Ashburn
Who would ever dream that an anti-gay state senator would turn out to be a drunk and corpulent homosexual? Oh actually everyone would guess that!…
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OMG, She Has To Wonder: Rep. Nancy Elliot
Dep thot of the day: New Hampshire state rep. Nancy Elliot (the Carrie Bradshaw of provincial Republican bitches!) muses on the topic of same-sex marriage….
OMG, The American Public finally makes up its mind: No homo but gay is yay!
So it turns out that people are totally fine with gays/lesbians in the military— just not “homosexuals.” I can understand that! Who wants to share…
OMG, He’s Endowed: John Edwards
While everyone else is eagerly awaiting the Winter Olympics, I’m on pins and needles for the release of John Edwards’s upcoming sex tape, shot with…
OMG, He’s a Naked Senator: Scott Brown
The new senator from Massachusetts may be a teabagging lunatic, but who cares?! He’s hot and his daughter was on American Idol! I didn’t want…
OMG, one or two Republicans don’t completely hate gays
A few Republicans support gay marriage! No really! What does this mean? Well who the f*ck knows, really, because what the Republican party is so…
OMG, She’s A Star: Sarah Palin
Set your Tivos! Queen of all Insane Media Sarah Palin is expanding her kingdom, having just signed a contract with the Fox News Channel to…