OMG, kids today!: Hilairious 12-year-old girl is a Vine prodigy
This is going to make me sound ancient, but when I try to imagine growing up as a kid in today’s age of social networks…
!! Barbie !!
OMG, taking out the trailer trash: scubear dumpster diving
We are no strangers here at omgblog to the rumors that ‘the little skank that shouldn’t’ that bitch-botch mega whore Barbie has been totes down…
OMG, REFABILITATION: Selfridges offers Barbie some things to wear
Ever since Barbie started sleeping in that pink’n’purple pastel dream dumpster she has let – hair – self – go ! She’s all disorientated, her…
OMG, sticky tears: FKA Twigs X Arca’s ‘Water Me’
Last May Twigs [now Formerly Known As Twigs] dropped her trippy blubbery video for “How’s That?“, and now -having teamed up with Yeezus contributor Arca–…
OMG, not Putin up with it: Barbie Breakout’s ‘Open Your Mouth’ [NSFW]
Newly divorced “family values” bill-signing Russian President Vladimir Putaaang has made it his sole mission to be a hypocritical INTERNATIONAL DANGLEBERRY. Just like dangleberries he…
OMG, “her lovely lady dump…check it out”: Barbie Dream Dumpster
I blooming knew that Barbie was a skank, I’ve always said it, those gross yellow-hey hair extensions, them Polymethyl methacrylate heels she squishes her toe-less…
OMG, “Nana Grab Bags gladly obliges”: ‘My Son the Dressmaker’
This completely made my eyes leak, this had never happened ever, I believe they call it crying…all I know is when I read it my…