OMG they did it: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes
Almost exciting as live sports was the wedding early yesterday morning between Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. MSNBC in particular should get an award for…
!! Tom Cruise !!
Pop-up celebrity meltdowns
For those who read blogs every day, the concept of a nicely illustrated pop-up book that forces us to relive the most embarassing celebrity moments…
Tom Cruise is becoming a lesbian
(Image Source) In her former incarnation as a heterosexual talkshow host, Rosie O’Donnell used to rave about how hot she found Tom Cruise. Ever since…
Katie Holmes has a friend in Victoria Beckham
(Image Source) This is the first time in recent memory that I have seen Katie Holmes out walking around without Tom Cruise. Now we have…
The mystery of Baby Suri deepens
A birth certificate has surfaced for the “baby” born to Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise, and there are two questionable signatures. One is by a…
Who has seen Tom Cruise’s secret baby?
In the most unshocking news to date, Page Six reports that not even close friends of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have seen mysterious Baby…
Tom Cruise in the sacred blazer of Xenu
Just like Mormons have their sacred underwear, Tom Cruise has his tight, white suit that he must wear to appease Xenu lest he rise from…