OMG, What a Catch: Phone Booth Suitor Goes Searching for His Perfect Mate
Hey white outies (what’s an outie?) and hispanic honeys– have we got a catch for you! The above ad, placed by one 40-year-old UPS mail…
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OMG, He’s Game : Luke Perry poses with fans at comic book convention
So Luke Perry (aka my former future husband Dylan McKay) went to a comic book convention and boy does he have the pictures to prove…
OMG, What a Total Idiot: Christine O’Donnell
One important characteristic of the lunatic politicians here in the US known as the Tea Partiers is their slavish obsession with an imaginary document known…
OMG, Great Advice: How to meet European men
Do you want to know how to meet European men? Not to worry– Katherine Chloe Cahoon, the flower of Europe, is here to help! Katherine’s…
OMG, How Scandalous: Mayor of Winnipeg has a shocking skeleton in his closet
Just watch to the end.
OMG, How Experienced: Mary the Maid
There’s a lot of stuff going on today! Perez Hilton has promised to be nice! The Chilean miners are being released and getting free sunglasses….
OMG, She’s Going On Survivor: Carrie Prejean
Oh for heaven’s sake. I know I’m basically the last person on Earth still totally into Survivor (yes it’s still on!) but even this might…