OMG, she’s horny: Meredith Vieira
I knew there was a reason I loved Meredith Vieira. (Confession: I love every member of The View, including Elizabeth Hasselback and even poor fired…
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OMG, I secretly can’t wait: SHERRI
She’s crazier than Joy Behar and a lot more fun than Elizabeth Hasselback, and she also thinks that the world is probably flat. And now…
OMG, What a Long Fifteen Minutes: Mary Jo Buttafuoco
Who knew that getting attacked by a hooker could be so great for your career? Mary Jo Buttafuoco– everyone’s favorite Long Island housewife/victim– is proving…
OMG, They’re Not the Same Person: Kim Zolciak and Wendy Williams
I was very surprised that the fabric of space and time did not rupture when Kim “Tardy For the Party” Zolciak came wig-to-wig with Wendy…
OMG giveaway: ‘Winnipeg Babysitter’
In the late ’70s and throughout the 80s, Winnipeg experienced a “golden age” of public access television. Anyone with a creative dream, concept or politic…
OMG, Never Trust a Big Butt and a Smile
I am starting to feel like I should change my name to GRANDMA BMAD. Sometimes I turn on the TV and it’s like staring through…
OMG, Frickin F**k!
SNL newcomer Jenny Slate’s skit about a biker chick talk show may not have been very funny, but she accidentally said FUCK and now she’s…