OMG, Don’t Fall Under Her Spell: Christine O’Donnell swears she’s not a witch
Now if only we could somehow find a way to get Stevie Nicks to run against her– then we’d have a magical election right out…
!! Fail !!
OMG, How Mirthful: Brazil elects clown to national office
The good people of Brazil have just elected this great leader, Tririca the Clown, to Congress! And before you start making fun of Brazilians for…
OMG, how Zzzzz’s: ‘The A-List’ premiere
Hey, did you watch The A-List last night? I didn’t! It wasn’t a moral decision or anything, I just forgot it was on. Funny how…
OMG, Jersey She Wrote: Snooki to become a novelist
America’s pint-sized orange sweetheart is writing a book! That’s right: Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi– who revealed in a New York Times profile earlier this summer that…
OMG, Showdown: Michael Lucas vs. Ann Coulter
It was annoying person vs. annoying person this weekend at the fabulously conservative GOProud gay Republican convention, where the keynote speaker was none other than…
OMG, I Hope it Was Tasty: Woman picks nose and eats it on local newscast
I almost didn’t post this, because, come on, who hasn’t had nightmares about chowing down on a delicious boog only to remember that you’re on…
OMG, How Reasonable: Non-homophobe ‘Survivor’ Shannon Elkins just ‘protecting his butthole’ from suspected gay castaway
Public Service Announcement guys: the new edition of Survivor, stationed in Nicaragua, is pretty good! This comes from a seasoned Survivor connoisseur– a little-known fact…