OMG, Busted: Saxby Chambliss staffer is homophobic internet crank
Newsflash to readers and commenters: you have an IP address! I know it’s hard to wrap your head around, but it’s a special little number…
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OMG, Google Her: Kim Zolciak
Real Housewife of Atlanta, wig peddler and Tardy For the Party chanteuse Kim Zolciak has a new command. GOOGLE ME. And because she’s like that,…
OMG, A Pinch of Ginger: The angry redhead is now the Mad Hatter
Uh… kids today! Shit, this kind of thing makes me feel like my grandma. In my day we didn’t have vlogs, and if we had…
OMG, How Extravagant: Edwina Rogers’s giftwrapping secret
Being a greedy, rich Republican pig sure must be fun! Example: DC super-lobbyist Edwina Rogers has so much money that she likes to cut up…
OMG, If You See Something Say Something: Suspicious toy horse causes commotion in Orlando
If there’s one thing that says I AM A WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION, it’s a stuffed plushie horse sitting on the playground of an elementary school…
OMG, She’s Mad: Shirley Phelps-Roper pouts about publicity woes
Poor Shirley Phelps-Roper! The Liza Minelli of homophobes is mad that her own Westboro Baptist Church’s endless and shameless string of publicity grabs isn’t getting,…
OMG, Stop Thief: Orgy attendee steals host cat
Okay, I know this is the last thing I should be focused on here, but that’s not the normal Craigslist font! Does that mean this…