OMG, He’s Toxic: Michael Lohan
I have no idea why Real Housewife of Atlanta Nene Leakes is qualified to give parenting advice to Lindsay Lohan’s father, but then again, who…
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OMG, They’re Not What They Seem: Crazy Christians
Okay, so it’s happened at least four times lately and twice this week that I’ve found an internet artifact that at first appeared to be…
OMG, Get the Look: Kim Zolciak
First she had her line of wigs. Then she became a pop-singing sensation. Now Kim Zolciak, the good-natured but oblivious black sheep of The Real…
OMG, How Amazing: World’s Fastest Typist
Teevee has really gone downhill since the days of the manual typewriter.
OMG, “We Did This For the Show”
I promise this will be the last you hear from me about Balloon Boy or whatever– unless he escapes in another balloon– but shit man,…
OMG, What a Crazy Dentist!
Who knew that Lady Gaga had time to be both a marcher for gay rights and the leader of the “Birther” movement? But seriously, can…
OMG, He’s Single: God!
“You see Adam and God, and they’re hanging out, and they’re, you know, walking through the garden in the cool of day. And God would,…