OMG, How Chaste: Side Hugs!
Here at OMG Headquarters, we spend a lot of time thinking of new ways to minimize our level of sin. Although there are a lot…
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OMG, Connect the Dots: Missed connections that aren’t
I know this is not exactly news but it is something that has been bothering me for a really long time, so just indulge my…
OMG, Carrie Prejean Masturbates For Jesus
Every time I turn around, Mean Queen Carrie Prejean is doing something to make me love her against my better judgment. You probably heard last…
OMG, She’s Offended: Carrie Prejean
I can truly NOT get enough of vapid, hypocrite Carrie “Even My Plastic Boobs Are Christian” Prejean, America’s #1 exiled beauty queen and crusader against…
OMG, How Out-of-control : Straight Weddings!
Say what you will about gay weddings– god knows they can be tacky and embarrassing— but so far I have not been to a gay…
OMG, how discriminatory: Homophobiaphobia
Aw! Don’t you hate it when you’re discriminated against for being a total f*cking bigot? I know, I know– I’m a bigot for calling this…
OMG, I’m Offended: 8 Racistest Commercials
In case you are not feeling outraged enough, Cracked Magazine (is it still a magazine? I don’t know) has helpfully compiled a list of the…