Justice Will Be Served… Caliente?
I almost spit out my falafel when I walked past this ad on the side of a NYC telephone booth: Will Judge Maria Lopez also…
!! Fail !!
OMG, how unfortunate: Valley National Bank
(Image Source) I don’t know why I hold public institutions to a higher standard than I do everyday people. Maybe because they should have at…
Rachael Ray hates you and me
And if you needed some proof of what a phony bitch she is, it’s in the above photo. My hatred of overpaid shill Rachael Ray…
Victoria Beckham loves the camera, drunk
(Image Source) I think my main criticism of Victoria Beckham has been that she always seems a bit uptight. Not in these photos. She is…
Becks and Posh to sell their odors
I think I saw the first one of David Beckham‘s ridiculous cologne commercials at the movie theater a few months ago. It involves him coyly…
Fergie’s new Pier One ad campaign
After searching long and hard for a suitable replacement for Scientologist fairy godmother Kirstie Alley, Pier One has finally found a new celebrity spokesperson in…
The horsier side of Hot Topic
(Image Source) What cute pseudo-punk, pseudo-goth pseudo-people are Hilary Duff and Joel Madden. Seeing them in this photo just makes me want to go do…