President Bush molests German Chancellor
Things got a bit frisky at the G8 summit when President Bush decided to give German Chancellor (and his new BFF) Angela Merkel an impromptu…
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‘Lord of the Rings” musical is a resounding failure
I never saw it, but the idea of the Lord of the Rings musical always struck me as a little odd. Since the books were…
OMG, how unfortunate: AOL service from beyond the grave
There is at least one company that provides service even longer than “til death do us part.” AOL recently refused to cancel the Internet of…
OMG, someone watch her dog: Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson‘s precious little dog Daisy almost got some extreme radiation therapy at the airport when Jessica nearly put her through the x-ray machine. I’ll…
Why I don’t miss New Yorkers
New York City is apparently the center of everything, including suckiness: Girl: I think I’m in love with the city–that magician, David Blaine, is locked…
Waterpark in Baghdad
Apparently all those reports of the severe water shortage in Iraq are just a big joke. Everything is obviously fine since Murphy’s Waves is going…
OMG, how special and unique: Jade
Last night on Top Model, the five remaining ladies had to pose on top of an elephant to sell haute couture womens razors. The majestic…