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!! OMG, the Wal-Mart Birkin is here and it has the “Fashion Community” up in arms !!

Wal-Mart is selling a knockoff version of the Birkin, a luxury purse produced by the French brand Hermès. An Hermès Birkin retails for around $10,000 (£8.000) for smaller models. Wal-Mart’s version costs $78.99 (£62,83). However, many fashionistas are disgusted by this formerly rare bag becoming accessible to the masses. Others dislike the trend of copying original designs and marketing them as dupes. Even so, the bag has gone viral and is taking social media by storm.

Famously, Birkins are very difficult to acquire from Hermès. Consumers are expected to spend around $50,000 to $100,000 (I’m not calculating that to pounds, do it yourself) before the store will let someone purchase one. When the store does offer you the chance to buy one, they do not let you choose the model you want or let you buy it when you happen to be in the store. You have to schedule a special appointment with an employee who will offer you whatever they happen to feel like offering you.

First of all, if you’re willing to spend that much on a bag – you probably deserve to be “up in arms” when your status feels threatened aftr a massive company out-capitalizes you and your illusion of worth is then shattered. Could it be that you’re focusing on the wrong shit? Knock-offs have been around for ages. Every major fashion brand is ripping of the small guys, so seeing this happen to rich people too really fails to draw the sympathy tears.

With that said, will you be purchasing a four dollar Birkin in 2025 for your cousin Becca, omg?

!! OMG, Nicholas Hoult received Bill Skarsgård’s scabby prosthetic dick from Nosferatu !!

DISGOOSTANG! Nicholas Hoult was gifted Bill Skarsgård’s Nosferatu scabby prosthetic peen on the set of the film. The piece had been elegantly framed as a cast gift for the actor to part with.

We can’t think of anything more I’d want to take home from a job with me, really. Check out the full pics after the jump, you sick fuck!

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!! OMG, quote of the day: Lana Del Rey discusses her marriage to her alleged MAGA hubby !!

“I really feel like there’s kind of a singer’s curse around meeting an honest partner who has no skin in the game, no dog in the race,” she said. “And it’s super nerve-racking to have to hold on to an innocent perception of how things could go when you’re in an industry where maybe your values or your morals don’t quite match up with what’s going on—especially when people think that you probably don’t have any morals or values, so it can get all twisted up.”

Lana Del Rey, talking about her swamp boat captain husband Jeremy Dufrene, whom many fans believe is a MAGA Republican, and alluding to his and/or her political beliefs being at odds with the majority of (allegedly) left-leaning Hollywood.

…Erm, yeah, no shit, Lizzy! It’s not just a hillbilly aesthetic or Pinterest board in the end. People take issue with it because there’s a lot at stake. Sure it’s easy when it doesn’t effect you, but your entire fanbase is basically made up of gays and women, and “not matching up with what’s going on” means voting against their access to healthcare, education, and their basic human rights. Woof.

!! OMG, there was a Healthcare CEO Shooter lookalike competition in NYC !!

While celebrity look-alike contests featuring the likes of Timothée and Harry Styles have taken the spotlight, the year’s greatest hero—the enigmatic Robin Hood of NYC who ended UnitedHealthcare’s CEO—has inspired a celebration of his own. Despite his image being endlessly shared on social media, his true identity has yet to be uncovered. Whoopsies!

Basically if you own a hoodie and backpack and have a smile like Anne Hathaway, then the KILLER could be you! Check out more from the NYC lookalike contest above!

!! OMG, tired of boring old toys this Xmas? Try these twisted AI-generated LEGO sets !!

Leave it up to those robots over in the AI department to come up with the most depraved concepts for LEGO sets! But honestly, in today’s world… why coddle the kid? –Let them know the harsh realities of life with something that might prepare them for what’s to come!

Check out AI-generated LEGO SETS after the jump!

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