OMG, It’s Justified and Ancient: Scientists uncover very old dildo
I just hope they boiled it or something: archaeologists in Sweden (coincidentally the home of the Swedish massage, Swedish Fish and the Swedish Chef) have…
!! Filthy !!
OMG, It’s Multipurpose: A Chap’s Stick
How many times have you found yourself about to get saucy with some sexy fellow only to realize at the last minute that not only…
OMG, hide your eyes: Betty White might have a sex tape!
Betty White! What is with Betty White lately?! I would love to see this lady’s chart, because she’s clearly having an astological moment. Of course…
OMG, Dirty Dancing Gets Dirtier With “The Ass Lick”
So the Brazilians have invented a great new dance called the Surra de Bunda. That means ass lick and while that sounds provocative enough on…
OMG, How Dirty: Old Tyme Brothel Menu
I always assumed sex in the olden times was a zzzzs affair mostly composed of grunty, missionary rubbing under the covers. But according to this…
OMG, Gross! Gay Twilight features twinks, blood
Well, you knew it was coming. In fact, what took it so long to get here? I am, of course, speaking of Twinklight, the gay…
OMG, Put It away: Marc Jacobs strips down for perfume ad
You know, this isn’t something we usually say here on OMG Blog, but put some clothes on, Marc Jacobs. The designer’s recent transformation into a…