Britney Spears is a secret squatter
(Image Source) The paparazzi found Britney Spears squatting at a Target store putting on some lotion. I think it’s a good look for her. This…
OMG, he’s milking an elephant!
Since the masturbing walrus video was such a hit, I was so excited to find this educational video on how to extract semen from an…
OMG, she did it: Kimberly Stewart
I think this is the official sign that the apocalypse is coming: Kimberly Stewart wearing a thong in FHM magazine. See the truly horrifying photos…
Wham! selling cassettes in Japan
This Japanese commercial for Maxell cassettes showcases the zany charisma of George Michael and the other guy from Wham! Can’t you feel the heady rush…
OMG, he’s naked: Usher
R&B superstar Usher is a paradox of pros and cons. On the one hand, he is a great singer, but on the other, a complete…
‘Nappy-headed hos’ to appear on ‘Oprah’
After the double humiliation of being degraded on national radio by douchebag Don Imus and then losing the NCAA championship game to Tennessee, the “nappy-headed…
OMG, how cute: Masturbating walrus
Now this is what I call an lolwalrus! I’ve always wondered why animals in the zoo don’t do this more, considering they must get so…