David Blaine’s shriveled hands
AAAAAA!!! Those hands are so scary!!! Magician David Blaine has almost finished his week in the fishbowl at Lincoln Center, where he has been kept…
Chicago says ‘no’ to foie gras
What will a big, cosmopolitan city like Chicago do without its many servings of bloated duck and goose liver? Perhaps all the foie gras aficionados…
Waterpark in Baghdad
Apparently all those reports of the severe water shortage in Iraq are just a big joke. Everything is obviously fine since Murphy’s Waves is going…
OMG, how special and unique: Jade
Last night on Top Model, the five remaining ladies had to pose on top of an elephant to sell haute couture womens razors. The majestic…
Mandy Moore is self-aware
Singer/actress Mandy Moore (you might remember her from Saved) has finally admitted that her first album, recorded at the tender age of 14, is a…
The Joys of Free Champagne
Yesterday I crawled through the latticework of the back porch at Amber in Toronto just so I could catch a glimpse of editor-cum-author and Toronto…
Teri Hatcher confesses to Oprah
It’s quite a blow to be dumped by someone as (not) gay as Ryan Seacrest, and Teri Hatcher felt like the only way she could…