OMG, he’s naked: Nick Beyeler
While I’m not sure he qualifies as a celebrity, “world aerobics champion” Nick Beyeler has enough other combined assets to warrant a post of his…
Bacon for my birthday
For all you readers who want to get me a birthday present, be aware that it is this coming Thursday, July 13, so start saving…
The Nelly Furtado Modeling Agency
I know Janice Dickinson is old enough to be Nelly Furtado‘s mom, but they really look the same age, and pretty much identical in every…
Who has seen Tom Cruise’s secret baby?
In the most unshocking news to date, Page Six reports that not even close friends of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have seen mysterious Baby…
OMG, he’s naked: Dominic Monaghan
Of the four hobbits in Lord of the Rings, I always thought Dominic Monaghan was the sexiest, and someone else apparently did too. After the…
‘Lord of the Rings” musical is a resounding failure
I never saw it, but the idea of the Lord of the Rings musical always struck me as a little odd. Since the books were…
The Prom is an event to remember in Tennessee
This photo exemplifies the second-biggest reason I want to go to Tennessee (after Dollywood, of course). We’ve all seen those “ghetto prom” photos, but let’s…