OMG, She’s Going On Survivor: Carrie Prejean
Oh for heaven’s sake. I know I’m basically the last person on Earth still totally into Survivor (yes it’s still on!) but even this might…
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OMG, Could Have Fooled Me: Carl Paladino swears he’s not homophobic
Republican lunatic Tea Party candidate for Governor of New York (don’t worry, he won’t win!) would like to wish you a happy Coming Out Day…
OMG, The Truth: Christine O’Donnell is a witchy woman
While Christine O’Donnell, candidate for US Senate in Delaware, may claim in her latest ad “I’m not a witch,” this video casts even more doubt…
OMG, Don’t Fall Under Her Spell: Christine O’Donnell swears she’s not a witch
Now if only we could somehow find a way to get Stevie Nicks to run against her– then we’d have a magical election right out…
OMG, How Mirthful: Brazil elects clown to national office
The good people of Brazil have just elected this great leader, Tririca the Clown, to Congress! And before you start making fun of Brazilians for…
OMG, how Zzzzz’s: ‘The A-List’ premiere
Hey, did you watch The A-List last night? I didn’t! It wasn’t a moral decision or anything, I just forgot it was on. Funny how…
OMG, Jersey She Wrote: Snooki to become a novelist
America’s pint-sized orange sweetheart is writing a book! That’s right: Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi– who revealed in a New York Times profile earlier this summer that…