OMG, “poop on the carpet”: Jennifer is a Party Pooper
I too poop at parties, in fact I sometimes get so excited before the party I do a pre-party poop, and then when I take…
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OMG, BEST IN SHOW-NO!: hairy plumage themed dog groomage
How in houndstooth hell you even begin to start judging who is best in show in this competition is beyond me, my indecision on these…
OMG, Petunia puts her proud-foot forward: Face of Furry Creek, episode 3 roundup
If you missed The Farce of Flurry Croak on Monday, here’s the roundup of it all you lazy bartch! Just like Anderson Pooper the contestants…
OMG, BACK RIGHT OFF YOU PERV: anti-pervert leggings
Described on Chinese site Weibo as “Super sexy, summertime anti-pervert full-leg-of-hair stockings, essential for all young girls going out” these hairy leggings are supposed to…
OMG, CHICK C’EST CHIC : hen ‘saddles’
OK, so apparently ^ THIS ^ is a thing now. In THIS video, you can discover how it is you dress your chicken: “So to…
OMG, HAIRY & THE HENDERSONS: Breach’s ‘Jack’
Honestly, if I don’t get a trim down there once a week I get all Maison Margiela hairy couture creature, so I can totally relate…
OMG, handkerchief to mop up your grief: Suicideyear’s ‘Everytime’ remake
Because even Jamie Lynn’s big sis Britney has a wee sob sometimes, ain’t no shame…hell, I get a cry-snot-bubble form in my left nostril every…