OMG, how manipulative: Cat Mind Control
Not only is there a CAT PARASITE, which causes humans (like me) to go gaga for kritties, but now cats are controlling our minds with…
OMG, how futuristic: Human Hamster Balls
I’m half terrified half excited about the future. I kind of want to live the rest of my life in a virtual reality ball. I…
OMG, he’s naked: Aidan Gillen
I finally finished watching all of The Wire, and while I wish I had full-frontal pics of Wood Harris (who plays Avon Barksdale) I’m presenting…
OMG, how desperate: Making Friends
Julia Davis, my favourite comedian next to Amy Sedaris, has some trouble meeting friends on the old sketch show Jam. I’ve never been able to…
OMG gossip: Whitney will be back shortly
Whitney Houston prepares for her big comeback in London. Is this the face of victory? [dlisted] David Duchovny is shirtless and wet again, and still…
OMG, she’ll poop on your face: Lady Kaka!
It’s no secret that gay men in Toronto go ape shit for Lady Gaga. It is fitting, then, that her scatalogical alter ego, Lady Kaka,…
OMG, how chatty: Cross-Eyed Kitty
This little precious has a lot on his mind! He would be a good candidate for CAT YODELING.