OMG, Jacob Elordi’s Saltburn bathwater is now a candle
Move over Gwyneth Paltrow, there’s a new 2024 scent and it smells like Jacob Elordi’s uh, leche. The candle, labeled “Jacob Elordi’s Bathwater,” is available…
!! etsy !!
OMG, introducing the cozy penis blanket
Ever wanted to look like a big uncut peen while watching Netflix on your couch, or maybe nappinG? Well, now’s your chance! NaughtyMatureGifts on Etsy…
OMG, Etsy Karens who refuse to wear masks dangerously create “mesh masks” to “stick it to the man”
These troll Etsy sellers are endangering the public with ineffective masks that present as masks but are essentially useless. Check out the controversy after the…
OMG, it’s called FASHUN, look it up! The TENTACLE TIGHTS Edition
OK, girls (and queens with that Ursula number planned for that pride boat party!) – check out the latest Etsy item to blow up: The…
OMG, sorry bitch! It SOLD already: It’s the magic 8-ball buttplug!
I don’t mean to share two devastating news stories right in a row here, ruin your Monday or anything… but the spectacular item you see…