OMG, have you heard? Bodybuilder divorces sex doll wife after being unfaithful to her
She’s not your plastic doll [ruin my week] Doja Cat pulled a J.Lo stunt at the 2021 Grammys [lainey] Beyoncé becomes Grammy’s most decorated female…
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OMG, gossip: Pope Francis speaks out against trans children
UGH! So much for all God’s children and love and acceptance [towleroad] Sour, expired grandpa Clint Eastwood wants you pussies to ‘just get over’ Donald…
OMG, quote of the day: Pope Francis urges Catholics to accept gays in new book
“On that occasion I said this: If a person is gay and seeks out the Lord and is willing, who am I to judge that…
OMG, high heavens: Germany intercepts cocaine-filled condoms sent to Vatican
German newspaper Bild am Sonntag has reported that German customs officials intercepted a package addressed to the Vatican which was packed with 14 condoms FULL…
OMG, forgive me father for I have BIRTHED: Nun Gives Birth In Italy, Is ‘Unaware Of Pregnancy’
So last March, when you were sitting at home watching TV on a Friday night alone, some hot nun from Rieti, Italy was out getting…
OMG, gossip: Pope Francis is TIME’s Person Of The Year cover
“Big Frank” aka the bouncer from Buenos Aires is TIME’s Person Of The Year [celebitchy] Demi Moore sold her gigantic diamond engagement ring to feed…
OMG, two pieces of ID please: Pope Francis reveals his past as a nightclub bouncer
No, this isn’t a rehash of an article from The Onion. This is real life! According to Today (and a variety of other sources): During…