OMG, Shine On: Martina McBride shills for health-beverage Sunny Delight
Probably no one will get why this commercial for Sunny D starring country singer Martina McBride is so funny to me but it came on…
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OMG, How embarrassing: We might be stupid!
We meaning everyone except me of course. I am very smart! Those of you who can read and know how to use a computer might…
OMG, How hung: Jesus
OMG PANIC!!! Jesus has a giant exposed penis! At least that’s what a bunch of filthy-minded Christians think. After all, anything can be porn to…
OMG, If you’re sign is idiotic you might be a teabagger
I know I know I know that making fun of teabaggers’ spelling, grammar and general education issues is totally missing the point of what is…
OMG, His little willy moves: Baby Pirulin Pee Pee
Who remembers Baby Wee-Wee, the British doll with a weird, giant, squirting penis? Well he’s back– with a new name and a more Eliza Doolittle-ish…
OMG, Are you smart or stupid: Let Queerty be the judge
The phD homosexuals at Queerty have an informative personal essay today about what makes smartypants, grown-up gaybar convo and what makes you a worthless, know-nothing…
OMG, Survey Says: Ellen Degeneres hates America
She’s a lesbian! She has a talk show! She loves to dance! Based on the above evidence, she must hate America, too! At least, that’s…