OMG, how fantastic: ESL dance music
ABBA had some pretty hilarious English lyrics in their day, but ambitious dance music composer/DJ Marcin Dolecki is definitely giving them a run for their…
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Sondra Prill the entertainer
Star of her own Tampa, FL public access show in the late 80s/early 90s, Sondra Prill is a force of nature who sang songs from…
OMG, how hateful: Jamba Juice
It’s one thing to get called “fag” on your way out the door of a Jamba Juice, as you’re probably carrying some frothy orange drink…
OMG, how quotable: Kimora Lee Simmons
In reference to her new, higher-priced line of clothing “KLS”: “Think of the hottest, most fabulous Fabergé egg, like the ones that I have at…
China vows to ‘purify’ the Internet
The ambitious government of China plans to redouble its efforts to “promote civilized running and use of the Internet and purify the Internet environment.” And…
OMG, her armpit: Beyonce
You would think she might learn not to pose like a humongous tool after being mocked by the entire blogosphere the last time she did…
Ryan Seacrest picks a fight with Angelina
It turns out that simpering red carpet mouthpiece Ryan Seacrest is mad at Angelina Jolie for refusing to answer his inane, unanswerable questions at the…